Why Not?!

society: oh you have your period? well you have two options.

woman: okay.

society: you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.

woman: sounds awful. what's my second option.

society: a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.

woman: still seems pretty awful.

society: wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!

woman: well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.

society: HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.

woman:

society: oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.

woman:

society:

woman: i think i'll go with my third option.

society:

woman:

society: what third option?

woman: i think i'll bleed on everything you love.

thelustygiraffe:

baby-make-it-hurt:

huffingtonpost:

Matt Damon Does Ice Bucket Challenge With Toilet Water For 800 Million Without Clean H2O

Matt Damon was conflicted when friends Jimmy Kimmel and Ben Affleck called on him to complete the ALS ice bucket challenge.

Find out who Damon challenges here. 

He wins

Four for you, Matt Damon

You go, Matt Damon

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light-blue-smurf:

People Art Gallery

Exciting Photo Illusions

(via karlimeaghan)

slayleroakley:

Guys… This is my friend’s friend’s old yearbook - apparently she went to Darren’s high school?

slayleroakley:

Guys… This is my friend’s friend’s old yearbook - apparently she went to Darren’s high school?

(via waltzy)

Henry CavillArms Crossed

(Source: amancanfly, via gettinsentimental)

sgolitz:

just-call-me-mrs-hiddles:

Was this really necessary?

I mean, really.

Yes. Always necessary.. 

(Source: shagalova)